Luis Cuauhtemoc Berriozabal
My soul mate is in the next room. He does not want to be disturbed. Once he finds out you are keeping me from him all hell is going to break loose. You see my soul mate has been around for a long, long time. The Rolling Stones wrote a song about him. It was a smash back when rock n’ roll ruled the airwaves. I should not keep my soul mate waiting. I am in heat and I am ready to have his baby. Someone will need to rule the world when hell freezes over. I have it on good authority that global warming is a sham. My soul mate knows all about global warming. He invented it. But the global warming the scientists are talking about is an uneducated guess. My soul mate is resting right now. He is getting himself prepared for our union. I am not kidding. You better let me go before it is too late for you and the unbelievers. I am not delusional. I am not paranoid. My soul mate loves me. I gave him my soul. I will give him a child.
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