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THE PENIS THAT ATE MILWAUKEE

THE PENIS THAT ATE MILWAUKEE
Catfish McDaris
 
Dreaming of Robert Duvall, Blue Duck, & Lonesome Dove, then
him speaking & me hearing, I love the smell of vagina in the morning,
just as the helicopters swoop in with napalm, WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT
Sending my money to zypidxygsrzmn4ck4tkax Male Member Enlargement
$39.95 for a guaranteed 4 inches and a huge girth growth also, when the pills
arrived I popped 1 & drove around, suddenly my penis escaped, leaped from
the window & vacuumed up 10 seagulls & 4 Canadian geese, then squirmed
down my pants leg coughing up feathers & almost killing me in a car/dog crash
Later it jumped out gorged down a statue of Henry “the Fonz” Winkler &
a Frank Lloyd Wright house, this had been a seriously bad move, my band,
Concrete Okra was working on a song called I Wanna Suck Yoko Ono’s Left
Titty, when my wild wiener gulped down all the musicians & guitars
Hearing the doorbell, a girl with crusty eyes asked me for a donation for a
political party, I handed her toilet paper to clean her eye boogers, she came
inside & I told her of my dilemma, she applied situational ethics
That night my boa strangled her dead, I thought well since I’m going down
I’ll do some good, I took my slingshot to work & picked out some pebbles,
inviting my cruel boss outside, I pointed, he looked up with his mouth open,
I shot down an icicle, the frozen spear knocked his teeth out & protruded
from his anus, I guess the aardvark farm is out of the question now.

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