M.V. Montgomery


at the weird sisters cafe

Eye of newt, extra cheese.

austin powers gets stung

Oh, beehive!

don’t waste, recycle

I always hate it when I see a roaring fireplace on TV.  You know it’s only a matter of time before some valuable documents will be burned.

electric karma

An iPhone for an iPhone, a Bluetooth for a Bluetooth.

it goes around, too

I don’t know if it is politically correct to call Planet Earth a “crazy” place, but it certainly is bipolar.

my cahiers du cinema review

This film is a real stinker!  Instead of advertising, “Look for it on DVD,” the producers should warn us to “Look out for it on DVD.”

necks: a six-word essay

You break ‘em, you’ve bought it.

no picnic

Oh, the inevitable ants.

pick-up line destined to fail

You have yummy brains, and I’m not just saying that because I am a zombie.

picturesque speech

As surprised as a dog that just popped a tennis ball in its teeth.

sale at the auto parts store

Tires slashed, brakes cut.

the picture stays in the kid

After I leaned too far over the fence at the petting zoo, the young goat made short work of my digital camera.


©2012 This work is the property of the author.

  1. More inventive silliness from M.V. Montgomery, whose PUNS I’M NOT PROUD OF might also appeal.

    Click here to read his poetry:

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