at the weird sisters cafe
Eye of newt, extra cheese.
austin powers gets stung
don’t waste, recycle
I always hate it when I see a roaring fireplace on TV. You know it’s only a matter of time before some valuable documents will be burned.
An iPhone for an iPhone, a Bluetooth for a Bluetooth.
it goes around, too
I don’t know if it is politically correct to call Planet Earth a “crazy” place, but it certainly is bipolar.
my cahiers du cinema review
This film is a real stinker! Instead of advertising, “Look for it on DVD,” the producers should warn us to “Look out for it on DVD.”
necks: a six-word essay
You break ‘em, you’ve bought it.
Oh, the inevitable ants.
pick-up line destined to fail
You have yummy brains, and I’m not just saying that because I am a zombie.
As surprised as a dog that just popped a tennis ball in its teeth.
sale at the auto parts store
Tires slashed, brakes cut.
the picture stays in the kid
After I leaned too far over the fence at the petting zoo, the young goat made short work of my digital camera.
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