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DUCK
DUCK
Joetwo
To start I’m going to make an assumption
I hope you’ll forgive the presumption
That all of you have never took
The risk of angering a duck
I have myself and as you’ll see
It nearly was the death of me
Go back a year this very date
The day when I set my fate
Myself and friends went to the park
For games and fun, that kind of lark
We had arrived just after brunch
Brought sandwiches to have for lunch
Which we partook down by the lake
A lovely scene so we could make
As we ate, down in the muck
There came to be, a single duck
White of feather, red of eye
Upon our food it’d clearly spy
Quite loudly did it quack and hiss
Its presence we could hardly miss
So I took a piece of bread
Held it just above its head
Brought it slowly down until
The food barely touched its bill
The next bit was my cruellest part
For I set out to crush its heart
Brought the bread back to my mouth
And ate it with a hearty shout
“Begone foul bird, away from us!
Or else we’ll throw you at a bus!”
It went away as though dejected
Its pleas for charity rejected
If I had known what I do now
I would not have got into this row
For that next minute into the sky
A flock of ducks began to fly
They weaved and circled overhead
I thought they’d land but they instead
Dived upon us, one and all
We tried to run but we did fall
They picked and kicked, bit and scratched
Against these birds we were outmatched
Then down to get the final word
There came the white, red-eyed bird
It glared straight in my eye
“Don’t kill me!” I did meekly cry
This was a ruse, was not done fighting
Through that I had my muscles tightening
I broke out from this fowl prison
And ran straight for the guard station
After me the birds did fly
They tried to poop right in my eye
Was such in fear I did not see
The truck coming straight at me
For ten whole minutes, I was dead
Then next three months, hospital bed
To quote that tired, oft used expression
It’s clear that I have learned my lesson
To keep the demon bird your friend
Or else they’ll get you in the end.
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