Category Archives: Marc Carver

PALACE

How I would love
to break into Buckingham Palace
find my way to the queen’s toilet
and curl up a beautiful floater
and leave it in there festering
and bobbing up and down
then
hide behind the door and wait for the queen to come in.
“Oh my god, Philip how could you have left such a thing in here.”
Then i could slip out and leave Philip
with
the blame.